will it do wonder?

"i want to slim down!!!" this has been my loud cry since time immemorial. i used to be so thin because i was so sickly. however, starting age 10, my body had recuperated and started to accumulate fats. haha my boyfriend is also making lambing to me by calling me "tabaching". I'm not hurt or offended but i want to make a change - for myself. adding to the pressure is the GLAM party that is drawing near - as in so near! OMG. what to do? so with this predicament at hand, a solution (not instant though) has come my way. GENERAL MOTORS:WEIGHT LOSS DIET PROGRAM! Yah, it's like other programs we see over the net. But hey, my kumare has tried it. she lost 3 kilograms in just a week (which if completely followed, you'll lose approximately 7 kilograms).

So here's what should i do to achieve a sexier me:

During the first seven days you must abstain from all alcohol
You must drink 10 glasses of water each day.

Day One All fruits except bananas. Your first day will consist of all the fruits you want. It is strongly suggested that you consume lots of melons the first day. Especially watermelon and a loupe. If you limit your fruit consumption to melons, your chances of losing three lbs. on first day are very good.

Day Two All vegetables. You are encouraged to eat until you are stuffed with all the raw or cooked vegetables of your choice. There is no limit on the amount or type. For your complex carbohydrate, you will start day two with a large baked potato for breakfast. You may top the potato with one pat of butter.

Day Three A mixture of fruits and vegetables of your choice. Any amount, any quantity. No bananas yet. No potatoes today.

Day Four Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities.

Day Five Today is feast day. You will eat beef and tomatoes. Eat two 10 oz. portions of lean beef. Hamburger is OK. Combine this with six whole tomatoes. On day five you must increase your water intake by one quart. This is to cleanse your system of the uric acid you will be producing.

Day Six Beef and vegetables. Today you may eat an unlimited amount of beef and vegetables. Eat to your hearts content.

Day Seven Today your food intake will consist of brown rice, fruit juices and all the vegetables you care to consume.

KAKAYANIN KO BA? Let's see. After all, it is a matter of discipline and hardwork.